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Hey there! Welcome to my page! I'm a polyamorous, bisexual hedonist based out of the Comox Valley. I have been an adult entertainer for most of my adult life, leaving the industry for periods of time to pursue other interests. I'm back (on a real name basis) trying to live an authentic life and make some real connections. It's important to me that our time together never feels transactional. There are no extra charges and I will never ask you for deposits or funds in advance. I will be ready and on time for our date and my space will always be fresh, clean, comfortable and fully equipped. So let's turn our phones off, share a glass of wine and find a genuine connection.

ALL BACKGROUNDS AND ETHNICITIES WELCOME HERE ❤️

SOLO RATES (for gentlemen UNDER 55 yrs of age)

300/HR

400/90MIN

500/2HRS

600/3HRS

800/5HRS

2000/12HR OVERNIGHT

3000/24HR GETAWAY

4000/48HR GETAWAY

SOLO RATES (for gentlemen OVER 55 yrs of age)

250/HR

325/90MIN

400/2HRS

550/3HRS

750/5HRS

1500/12HR OVERNIGHT

2500/24HR GETAWAY

3500/48HR GETAWAY

DUO RATES WITH NAUGHTY KNICKERS

400/HR

600/90MIN

*Many of you have been asking why the rates are lower for the over 55 crowd. I'll tell you. It's because I've decided that 55 is the age that most men become real 'gentlemen' and are more enjoyable to be with. But, if you're a young man who knows how to treat a lady, I welcome you to come by and change my opinion on that!

*All packages over 2hrs are priced to include social time and are not meant to be carried out solely in the bedroom.

*Rates include FS, CBJ, MSOG and Massage. No extra charge for couples!!

*I do NOT offer marathon sex, BBBJ, greek, half hour sessions, quickies, outcalls or late night appointments and I do NOT party.

*Please guys, don't ask about a detailed menu before we have met. It is always dependent on chemistry and hygiene.

*Please, please, please honour your commitment to arrive or, provide adequate notice to cancel. Respect works both ways and I never double book, cancel last minute or run late.

*I won't be able to book you in if you are contacting me from a texting app. For my safety, I need to be able to check your number against an industry- wide bad date list.

* I plan my schedule around pre-bookings so unless someone cancels right at the time you are messaging me, I will never be available 'right now'. Please get in touch if you would like to prebook!

Whew! You made it to the bottom! Thanks for reading this. Truly. Those of you that just scrolled to the bottom looking for the phone number, please note that preference will be given to gentlemen that don't ask for the exact information posted above. "Hey, whatsup?" messages will be ignored so please use your big boy words to tell me your name, your city and your desired appointment time.

Text or WhatsApp 587.434.4844 or email twocougarscomox@gmail.com. Please, NO PHONE CALLS. I'm very rarely in a place where I can speak privately.

***Please double check that you have the correct number before contacting me. I get that my number has a hell of a lot of fours in it (and that horniness is known to increase bouts of dyslexia) but, some poor guy in Alberta with a similar phone number has reached out to say that he's really tired of getting booty calls.