MEET COUGAR CHELS

!Hey there! Welcome to my page! I'm a polyamorous, bisexual hedonist based out of Nanaimo. I have been an adult entertainer for most of my adult life, leaving the industry for periods of time to pursue other interests. I'm back (on a real name basis) trying to live an authentic life and make some real connections. It's important to me that our time together never feels transactional. There are no extra charges and I will never ask you for deposits or funds in advance. I will be ready and on time for our date and my space will always be fresh, clean, comfortable and fully equipped. So let's turn our phones off, share a glass of wine and find a genuine connection. 

SOLO RATES:

250/HR

400/2HRS

550/3HRS

750/5HRS

1500/12HR OVERNIGHT

2500/24HR GETAWAY

3500/48HR GETAWAY 

DUO RATES:

400/HR

600/90MIN

750/2HRS

DUO PARTNERS:

NAUGHTY KNICKERS 

VIVACIOUS VIVIAN vivaciousvivian.ca

RUBY WIXX rubywixx.com

HOLLY HARDWOOD hollyhardwood.com

LEXCI LUST lexcilust.com

MAPLE MAE tryst.link/escort/maple-mae

​*Rates include FS, CBJ, MSOG and Massage. No extra charge for couples!!

*I do NOT offer BBBJ, greek, half hour sessions, quickies, outcalls or late night appointments and I do NOT party.

*Please guys, don't ask about a detailed menu before we have met. It is always dependent on chemistry and hygiene.

*Please, please, please honour your commitment to arrive or, provide adequate notice to cancel. Respect works both ways and I never double book, cancel last minute or run late. 

*When in Nanaimo, I work from my HOME. So please, don't act sketchy by trying to hide your vehicle and creep past all my neighbors' kitchen windows wearing a hoodie and a ski mask! There is a parking spot right on my driveway and a barber shop sign on the door. Pretend you are coming for a haircut and act accordingly. If you arrive early, please wait in your vehicle until our appointment time then ring the doorbell and don't be weird about it! 

*I won't be able to book you in if you are contacting me from a texting app. Because these numbers change frequently, I have no way of tracking whether or not I've chosen not to see you based on a previous encounter or previous communication. This is for my safety. Secondly, there has to be some level of mutual trust. I'm trusting you with my real phone number, my real name and my home address. You can trust me with a phone number or email address that is yours. If you have a partner that checks your phone, you are welcome to save my number as your barber. If you contact me asking for a cut, I will respond professionally and book you in for an hour, not divulging any intimate details or kissy face emojis haha. I got you.

An update on availability; I plan my schedule around pre-bookings so unless someone cancels right at the time you are messaging me, I will never be available 'right now'. Please get in touch if you would like to prebook!

Whew! You made it to the bottom! Thanks for reading this. Truly. (Oh, and those of you that just scrolled to the bottom looking for the phone number....please note that preference will be given to gentlemen that don't ask for the exact information posted above. "Hey, whatsup?" messages will be ignored so please use your big boy words to tell me your name, your city and your desired appointment time.)

Text or WhatsApp 5874344844 or email twocougarscomox@gmail.com. Please, NO PHONE CALLS. I'm very rarely in a place where I can speak privately.