MEET COUGAR CHELS

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OUT OF THE COUNTRY WITHOUT MY PHONE. I WILL RESPOND TO TEXTS AND EMAILS ON DEC 26. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

 

Hey there! Welcome to my page! I'm a polyamorous, bisexual hedonist based out of the Comox Valley. I am 43 yrs old (my real age, no fancy girl math involved). I have been an adult entertainer for most of my adult life, leaving the industry for periods of time to pursue other interests. I'm back (on a real name basis) trying to live an authentic life and make some real connections. It's important to me that our time together never feels transactional. There are no extra charges and I will never ask you for deposits or funds in advance. I will be ready and on time for our date and my space will always be fresh, clean, comfortable and fully equipped. So let's turn our phones off, share a glass of wine and find a genuine connection. 

 

Can we talk about expectations? There are so many different kinds of providers out there. I'm willing to bet that if you look hard enough, you can find EXACTLY what you are looking for and if we are honest, that might not be me. I don't offer a 'one size fits all' experience. I'm not willing to pretend to have a good time, do things that are hard on my body, or venture outside of my comfort zone. I find myself in a really great place emotionally, physically and financially. And that means that just like you guys, I can pick and choose who I want to see. I want a natural, date-like experience. I want you to introduce yourself when contacting me. I want you to plan your visit in advance. I want you to treat me like your friend, your girlfriend, your lover....someone that you care about. I want us to talk, share and play together in a way that is comfortable and balanced. I like to start the session with a massage as it allows us both to relax, break the ice and let intimacy progress more naturally. The packages below listed as 'lunch date' or 'dinner date' are not code words for marathon sex. I expect that we go out for a meal, cook something together, or enjoy an outside activity. And guys, let's be fair. My rates do reflect these preferences. 

 

Travel Dates: ​​

ON VACATION Nov 11-26

Nanaimo Nov 27

​Courtenay Nov 28- Dec 1

Nanaimo Dec 2

Courtenay Dec 3-8, 10, 12-14

​Nanaimo Dec 9, 11

Kamloops Dec 16-21

ON VACATION DEC 22-27

​Courtenay Dec 28, 29, 31

​Nanaimo Dec 30

 

SOLO RATES (for gentlemen UNDER 55 yrs of age) 

300/HR

400/90MIN

500/2HRS

600/3HR LUNCH DATE

800/5HR DINNER DATE

2000/12HR OVERNIGHT 

3000/24HR GETAWAY 

4000/48HR GETAWAY

 

SOLO RATES (for gentlemen OVER 55 yrs of age) 

250/HR

325/90MIN

400/2HRS

550/3HR LUNCH DATE

750/5HR DINNER DATE

1500/12HR OVERNIGHT

2500/24HR GETAWAY

3500/48HR GETAWAY

 

​* Incall only, must be 30+, advance notice required.

​* Rates include FS, CBJ, MSOG and Massage. No extra charge for couples!!

* Please guys, don't ask about a detailed menu before we have met. It is always dependent on chemistry and hygiene.

* I do NOT offer PSE, fetish, marathon sex, BBBJ, greek, half hour sessions, quickies, outcalls or late night appointments and I do NOT party. 

* No texting apps (for my safety, I need to be able to check your number against an industry- wide bad date list) and no phone calls (I'm very rarely in a place where I can speak privately).

Text or WhatsApp 587.434.4844 or email twocougarscomox@gmail.com.

 

OUT OF THE COUNTRY WITHOUT MY PHONE. I WILL RESPOND TO TEXTS AND EMAILS ON DEC 26. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.